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Google Translate Butchering Nintendo Stories Welcome guys and gals to another Google Translate chaos! Today we will take Nintendo stories from the game, manual or Nintendo power... and butcher it with google translate! Let's go! Super Mario Bros Story            Here is the normal version One day the kingdom of the peaceful mushroom people was invaded by the Koopa, a tribe of turtles famous for their black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Mushroom People were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants, and the Mushroom Kingdom fell into ruin.  The only one who can undo the magic spell on the Mushroom People and return them to their normal selves is the Princess Toadstool, the daughter of the Mushroom King. Unfortunately, she is presently in the hands of the great Koopa turtle king.  Mario, the hero of the story (maybe) hears about the Mushroom People’s plight and sets out on a quest to free the Mushroom Prin...