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Google Translate Casts a Spell on Ashley's Song Welcome back to another Google Translate chaos!  In this series, I take a video game song, and put it in google translate over and over again to see what kind of crazy stuff I get! This time, we'll be messing with both the Japanese and English versions of Ashley's song. Now, Let's get into it! English Version (From Brawl)  Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?  You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's- Ashley!  She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.   You might be the ingredient I seek. : Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.   You'd better be afraid of the great— Ashley!  She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.   Who has time for girly things like that?   Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.