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Google Translate Casts a Spell on Ashley's Song Welcome back to another Google Translate chaos!  In this series, I take a video game song, and put it in google translate over and over again to see what kind of crazy stuff I get! This time, we'll be messing with both the Japanese and English versions of Ashley's song. Now, Let's get into it! English Version (From Brawl)  Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?  You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's- Ashley!  She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.   You might be the ingredient I seek. : Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.   You'd better be afraid of the great— Ashley!  She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.   Who has time for girly things like that?   Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate First Impressions Hello everyone! Now, I don't own Super Smash Bros Ultimate yet, but I have gotten to play it for a couple hours at a friends house the day after it came out.  Now, I'm jumping from melee to Ultimate so I'll often be comparing the two. Now, let's jump right in! Stages The stages in this game look really good, at least most of the ones I played. While most I loved re-visiting in HD or for the first time, but there was just one stage that I was much happier with the melee version. And that is Brinistar depths. Melee gives off a much more ominous, dark and creepy vibe to it while Ultimate's is a bit more bright and rock n' roll feeling. Other than that, no complaints. Characters and Controls Now, they only had a few unlocked, but from what is there, they controlled really well! I also noticed lots of them have had plenty of tweaks since melee, like Mario's down B move now being FLUDD, and