Google Translate Butchering Nintendo Stories

Google Translate Butchering Nintendo Stories

Welcome guys and gals to another Google Translate chaos! Today we will take Nintendo stories from the game, manual or Nintendo power... and butcher it with google translate! Let's go!

Super Mario Bros Story

           Here is the normal version

One day the kingdom of the peaceful mushroom people was invaded by the Koopa, a tribe of turtles famous for their black magic. The quiet, peace-loving Mushroom People were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants, and the Mushroom Kingdom fell into ruin. The only one who can undo the magic spell on the Mushroom People and return them to their normal selves is the Princess Toadstool, the daughter of the Mushroom King. Unfortunately, she is presently in the hands of the great Koopa turtle king. Mario, the hero of the story (maybe) hears about the Mushroom People’s plight and sets out on a quest to free the Mushroom Princess from the evil Koopa and restore the fallen kingdom of the Mushroom People. You are Mario! It’s up to you to save the Mushroom People from the black magic of the Koopa!

And here is the google translate version number 1 (both are hilarious! Couldn't help myself!)

One day, the kingdom mushrooms of the world people invaded the tribe famous for the black magic of smallpox and turtles. Peace-loving and peace-loving people, simple stones, bricks and even a horse turned into a soft field plant, the kingdom of mushrooms fell into ruins. The mushroom is the only mushroom princess, daughter of the king of Mushrooms, who can undo magic spells and can return to normal herself. Unfortunately, it is now in the hands of a large cup of King Turtle. Mario, the protagonist of the story (probably) heard about the situation of people in the fungus, freed the mushroom princess from the evil mug and arises in an attempt to recreate the vicious kingdom of mushrooms people. You are Mario! It's on your own to save the mushroom people from the Black Magic Cup!

And version 2

One day, the world's Mushroom kingdom was attacked by a white sleeve and a tribe known as the magic of the crowd. Loved and loved ones, tender rocks, bricks, and even horses were transformed into soft field factories, the kingdom of mushrooms descended into ruins. Mushrooms are the only Princess Fafarch, the daughter of the king's antics, who can cancel to spell and return to normal. Unfortunately now there is a large cup of King Turtle in hand. Mario, the Promagtale of the story (presumably) he heard about the situation of the people of fungi, should lightened the devil's Princess Fungus and took place in an attempt to imitate the malignant kingdoms of the Fountains people. You are Mario! It is in their initiative to save the fungus people from the Black Magic Cup!

Well that was... interesting. Anyone else notice that version 2 had some big words? That was just hilarious! Onward!

The Legend of Zelda Story (Manual)

Normal version

A long, long time ago the World was in an age of Chaos. In the midst of the chaos, in a little kingdom in the land of Hyrule, a legend was being handed down from generation to generation, the legend of the “Triforce”: golden triangles possessing mystical powers. One day, an evil army attacked this peaceful little kingdom and stole the Triforce of Power. This army was led by Ganon, the powerful Prince of Darkness who sought to plunge the World into fear and darkness under his rule. Fearing his wicked rule, Zelda, the princess of the kingdom, split up the Triforce of Wisdom into eight fragments and hid them throughout the realm to save the last remaining Triforce from the clutches of the evil Ganon. 

       At the same time, she commanded her most trustworthy nursemaid, Impa, to secretly escape into the land and go find a man with enough courage to destroy the evil Ganon. Upon hearing this, Ganon grew angry, imprisoned the princess, and sent out a party in search of Impa. Braving forests and mountains, Impa fled for her life from her pursuers. As she reached the very limit of her energy she found herself surrounded by Ganon’s evil henchmen. Cornered! What could she do? … But wait! All was not lost. A young lad appeared. He skillfully drove off Ganon’s henchmen, and saved Impa from a fate worse than death. 

His name was Link. During his travels he had come across Impa and Ganon’s henchmen. Impa told Link the whole story of the princess Zelda and the evil Ganon. Burning with a sense of justice, Link resolved to save Zelda, but Ganon was a powerful opponent. He held the Triforce of Power. And so, in order to fight off Ganon, Link had to bring the scattered eight fragments of the Triforce of Wisdom together to rebuild the mystical triangle. If he couldn’t do this, there would be no chance Link could fight his way into Death Mountain where Ganon lived. Can Link really destroy Ganon and save princess Zelda? Only your skill can answer that question. Good luck. Use the Triforce wisely.

Google Translate version

A long time ago the world was in chaos. In the midst of chaos, in the land of Hyrule, in a small kingdom he received a generation of myths for generations, legends  "violent ": The Golden Triangle with the power of the mussels. When someone was an unsuccessful army, they attacked the Pacific coast and came to power. The army was headed by the Great Duchy, dark darkness, tried to destroy the world of fear and adversity. Evil, Zelda, his dominance in the warehouse, the power of wisdom of the eight objects that frightens the Prince Emperor, and the shadow of the Bill of Evil all over the world to maintain the last force. At the same time, he ordered his reliable nanny, a small planet that was rejected to flee to Earth and find some courage to destroy the evil eagle. After this interrogation, the canons were angry, the princess was detained and the party was pregnant Independence, a long world left his shepherd's life. He is surrounded by a pistol of evil followers as he has reached the limits of his energy. Khan! What can he do?... But wait! He still appeared as a little boy and he skillfully ordered the ball and saved the cloak of fatigue that has been worse than death. He met with the world and artillery fans on his travels. The Globe said that with Princess Zelda, I could combine the whole story of a bad G. When he was taken with a sense of honesty, he chose the structure of Zelda, but Canon was never strong. To reject the Cannon connection, the Midas triangle had the power to collect eight scattered powers of wisdom to restore. If he can't, there's no chance the relationship will fight.

Ummm… did anyone catch any of that? Dark darkness? Bad G? The Golden Triangle with the power of the mussels? What?

Luigi's Mansion

Anyone else have a bad feeling about this? Good. Lets get to it!

Normal version

One day, Luigi received an unexpected message: You've won a huge mansion! Naturally, He [sic] got very excited and called his brother, Mario. "Mario? It's me, Luigi. I won myself a big mansion! Meet me there and we'll celebrate, what do you say?"

Luigi tried to follow the map to his new mansion, but the night was dark, and he became hopelessly lost in an eerie forest along the way. Finally, he came upon a gloomy mansion on the edge of the woods. According to the map, this mansion seemed to be the one Luigi was looking for. As soon as Luigi set foot in the mansion, he started to feel nervous. Mario, who should have arrived first, was nowhere to be seen. Not only that, but there were ghosts in the mansion!

        

Suddenly, a ghost lunged at Luigi! "Mario! Help meee!" That's when a strange old man with a vacuum cleaner on his back appeared out of nowhere! This strange fellow managed to rescue Luigi from the ghosts, then the two of them escaped...

It just so happened that the old man, Professor Elvin Gadd, who lived near the house, was researching his favorite subject, ghosts. Luigi told Professor E. Gadd that his brother Mario was missing, so the Professor decided to give Luigi two inventions that would help him search for his brother.

Luigi's not exactly known for his bravery. Can he get rid of all the prank-loving ghosts and find Mario?

Google translated version

As Luigi gets an unexpected message: You win a big luxury house! Of course [IT] has a lot of interests and his brothers are called Mario. Mario. Luigi also won my home! We congratulate you on your visibility.
  What are you talking about? Luigi tried to follow a map of his new palace, but lost in a forest dark and scary in his way and during the night. In a short time he went to the signal station at the edge of the forest. (...) Judging by the map, there was a bug for Luigi. As soon as Louis came into the house, he intervened.
       
Mario, who comes first, I've never seen the place before.  Not only that, but the presidential palace Gholes home!         Suddenly he took a Lewis breath!

Mario! A vacuum back and curious old one suddenly discovers! This Tin of Welsh fairies Louis The brother of Trojan, Mario, decided to help him find the two inventions of his brother, Professor Luigi. Luigi is a perfect stranger in his tapferuses. Can you remove all the fake stories you explore and find Mario?

Kid Icarus

Normal version

"Let us go back to the distant past to an age when the Gods and Man lived together in harmony. There was once a kingdom called "Angel Land." This kingdom was ruled by two beautiful goddesses, Palutena who administered light and Medusa who ruled darkness.

Palutena lived in the Palace in the Sky and administered light so that man could live in happiness. And bathed in this light man grew food and lived in peace. However, Medusa the goddess of darkness was different. Medusa hated mankind. She took great pleasure in drying up the crops that man took great pains to grow and in turning people into stone statues. 

In her anger Palutena changed Medusa into an ugly monster and banished her to the deep, dark Underworld. For being changed into this ugly monster and forced to live in the Underworld, Medusa promised to take over the Palace in the Sky where Palutena lived. So great was Medusa's anger that she joined forces with the monsters and evil spirits of the Underworld and Medusa's army soon began to surpass Palutena's army in strength.

 Soon a war between Palutena and Medusa began. Medusa led a surprise attack on Palutena's army which could barely fend off the attack. Palutena's army suffered major losses and was heavily defeated in the final battle. What's more, Medusa's army took the Three Sacred Treasures - the Mirror Shield, the Arrow of Light, and the Wings of Pegasus - away from them. Almost all of the warriors in Palutena's army were turned into stone statues and Palutena herself was imprisoned deep in the Palace of the Sky.

 The peaceful realm of Angel Land came to be inhabited by the foul and terrible monsters and was turned into a land of darkness ruled by the wicked Medusa. Locked in the depths of the Palace in the Sky, Palutena's strength was drained to its last. As a last resort, she sought the help of the angel youth Pit who was being held prisoner locked in a deep dungeon in the Underworld.

Pit was a valiant warrior who used to be in charge of Palutena's personal bodyguards. Armed with a bow and arrow brought to him through Palutena's magical strength, Pit attempted an escape from the Underworld. The guard at this time was low in number as Medusa's army had advanced to the Palace in the Sky.

Pit succeeded in his escape and set out on his long adventure to rescue Palutena. Yet to defeat Medusa he had to get the Three Sacred Treasures. 

Will Pit be able to restore Palutena's light and return it to Angel Land? Only you can answer that question." 

Google translate version

"The gods and the people lived together in harmony, we can go back to the distant past.     "was once an angel of the family.
     "In this kingdom were dominated by two beautiful Duesians, Palutena, dominating the glare of information and jellyfish taumless. Palutense lived in a palace in heaven so he gave the light to live happily. And this smart folk pie grew and lived in peace. But the jellyfish, the murdered God was different.

Medusa has a lot of fun because people hate humanity and people have grown up in big business and done a job from stone or drought from human beings harvested. Palutena rage, Medusa turned into a Dretchi monster and deported as a deep, dark gray. It turns into a dirty monster and you have to live in peace, namely the jellyfish, a stable buddy takes over the castle in the air He soon supported the Palutena army. Soon Palutena began the fight between jellyfish. The troops that attacked the National Palace were severely wounded and defeated in the last war. In addition, the army of jellyfish reflected three sacred treasures, light wines and Pegasus arrows away from them.

The Warrior Palace was practically scorpions, Palutena surrounded by the depths of the castle in the sky. The angel travelled to Earth in a peaceful kingdom, which became a vicious and horrific folk monster, and became a darker country dominated by violent jellyfish. Surrounded by the depths of the Castle of Heaven, the power of the Palins was clarified in the latter.

At the last minute it meant trying to make a young angel trapped in a deep hole locked underground. Pıt was a brave warrior. The person responsible for the confidential contact with Palutena.

With the help of one and the arrows that were tumtly beloved, Pitts tried to escape from the base. From here, the Mendusa army moved to an empty palace. Pete managed to get rid of him and sit on his big adventure to save the Palutena.

But to conquer the jellyfish there must be three sacred treasures. is Pete able to restore the often taken light and landing angels again? You're the only one answering the question. "

Hmmmm. I'm pretty sure Palutena was never locked in an epic battle with a  jellyfish. I could be wrong though. This is Nintendo after all. All in all, the plot has changed drastically!

Super Mario 64

Normal version

Peach: "Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool."

Mario: "Wow, an invitation from Peach! I'll head out right away. I hope she can wait for me!"
Mario is so excited to receive the invitation from the Princess, who lives in the Mushroom Castle, that he quickly dresses in his best and leaves right away.

Mario: "Hmmm, something's not quite right here... It's so quiet..."
Shaking off his uneasy premonition, Mario steps into the silent castle, where he is greeted by the gruff words,

Bowser: "No one's home! Now scram! Bwa, ha, ha."
The sound seems to come from everywhere.

Mario: "Who's there?! I've heard that voice somewhere before..."
Mario begins searching all over the castle. Most of the doors are locked, but finding one open, he peeks inside. Hanging on the wall is the largest painting he has ever seen, and from behind the painting comes the strangest sound that he has ever heard...

Mario: "I think I hear someone calling. What secrets does this painting hold?"
Without a second thought, Mario jumps at the painting. As he is drawn into it, another world opens before his very eyes.

And so begins the grandest of all adventures!

Once inside the painting, Mario finds himself in the midst of battling Bob-ombs. According to the Bob-omb Buddies, someone...or something...has suddenly attacked the castle and stolen the "Power Stars". These stars protect the castle; with the stars in his control, the beast plans to take over the Mushroom Castle.

To help him accomplish this, he plans to convert the residents of the painting world into monsters as well. If nothing is done, all those monsters will soon begin to overflow from inside the painting.

Mario: "A plan this maniacal, this cunning...this must be the work of Bowser!"
Princess Toadstool and Toad are missing, too. Bowser must have taken them and sealed them inside the painting. Unless Mario recovers the Power Stars immediately, the inhabitants of this world will become Bowser's army.

Mario: "Well, Bowser's not going to get away with it, not as long as I'm around!"
Stolen Power Stars are hidden throughout the painting world. Use your wisdom and strength to recover the Power Stars and restore peace to the Mushroom Castle.

Toad: "Mario! You are the only one we can count on."

Google Translate version

Peach:  "Mario arrives in the castle. About mushroom princess  "Mario: " Wow, Peach invites! Now I hope he will wait for me!
"
Mario is very happy to receive the invitation of the Princess, who lives in the Mushroom castle, immediately when it comes to leave the best soon. Mario:  "Hmm, there's something wrong...
Very quiet...  "If he clicks the nasty counter, Mario goes in silence where he was full of hideous words, Luke, " No one is home! Architecture.
"
It seems that it is inevitable at some point. Who is this?
I heard this sound somewhere... "Mario begins to look for the whole castle. Most doors are closed, but if you find an open space, you will see inside. Over the broader picture, he looked hung on the wall and on the picture This picture hides the secret?
 "Without further thought, Mario jumped to the throne.
When he is attractive, another world opens in his eyes.
And the greatest start of every adventure! In the picture Mario game Bob-Ombs is back on the road. According to Bob-Abu-Friend 1... Suddenly unlock and  "POWERSTAR " Flight attack. The departure is the defense of the castle.
Enough of the stars, the animals plan to restore the mushroom Castle. To help him, he also plans to transform the inhabited inhabitants into monsters.
If nothing is done, all these tests will immediately trigger the passing of the card. Mario: "This is a psycho plan, this list is..."
It must be opera opera!     "Also the mushrooms and the Princess of the Frog are absent. He would have taken it and sealed it on the board. Mario up This world will be an army.
Mario:  "Well, he won't get rid of it, it's not enough to be there! "
The stars of the stolen power are hidden all over the world, using wisdom and strength to restore the power of the Stars and restore the world of mushrooms in the castle. Description:  "Mario, you are the only one who trusts "

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