Google Translate MURDERING Classic Video Game Quotes!
Google Translate MURDERING Classic Video Game Quotes!
Hello Everyone and welcome to another Google Translate Havoc article! Here we put something in google translate over and over and over and over... until its absolutely hilarious! Now sit back, relax, and behold video game quotes being murdered by google translate!
Super Mario Bros: Thank You Mario, But The Princess Is In Another Castle
Alright, lets see what this turns into! With this one... I really started to wonder where this was going. Well... its not exactly kid friendly anymore but...
" Thank you Mario, but sex princess Monday!"
" Thank you Mario, but sex princess Monday!"
(awkward silence.) Yeah... I'm not even going to comment on that one.
Legend of Zelda: It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This.
The second one is a bit more appropriate." Lonesome is Dangerous!" Okay then... moving on!
Star Fox 64: Do A Barrel Roll!
Do a barrel roll turns into... "Make Reel Reel!" Whatever tha heck that means!
Zelda 2: I Am Error
I am error turns into "I'm Wrong." okay, good for you? Some of these shorter sentences seem a little more boring, so let's go for some longer ones!
Much! Here Is a Letter From The Princess!
Here we go! "Goodness! I was back to my old self! I appreciate it! Tales Princess!" Um... it could be worse.
Majora's Mask: Quotes to Long To Be In Title!
This Quote is from the happy mask salesmen.
"I own the Happy Mask Shop. I travel far and wide in search for masks. During my travels, a very important mask was stolen from me by an imp in the woods. So here I am at a loss... And now I've found you. Now don't think me rude, but I have been following you... For I know of a way to return to your former self. If you can get back the precious item that was stolen from you, I will return you back to normal. In exchange, all I ask is that you also get back my precious mask that imp stole from me. What? Is that not a simple task? Why, to someone like you, it should be by no means be a difficult task. Except... The one thing is... I'm a very busy fellow... And I must leave this place in three days. How grateful I would be if you could bring it back to me before my time here is up. But, yes... You'll do fine. I see you are young and have tremendous courage. I'm sure you'll find it right away. Well then, I am counting on you..."
Lets see how a long quote turns out I got two hilarious ones so I'll put both. Here comes the first one!
"I have a good communication store. I went white and wide look for masks. During my travels I applied a very important Imp worm in the forest. So here I am... And now I've found you. Now I don't think I'm rude, but I've been following you... I think the way to go back to your former home. If you can go back to the precious product that has been stolen from you, I will return it to normal. Again, I ask you to come back with my precious mast, which was stolen from me. A what? Isn't that an easy task? Why shouldn't this be a difficult task for someone like you? But...... I am very busy... I would go to the site for three days. But thanks, I could take it to me before my time came. But yes... You feel good. I understand"
And version two.
"I have a good communication company. I've been looking for a mask that's white and wide. During my travels I set a very important IMP error in the forest. Here I am... and now I found you. I don't think I'm rude now, but I'm following you... I think back to your old house. If you can return to a more valuable product that has been stolen from you, I will return to normal life. I would ask you to return with my precious tree, which was stolen from me. What? Isn't that easy? Why shouldn't you be a difficult task for someone like you? But...... very busy... I would like to go to the site for 3 days. But, thank you, I could get it to him before my time comes. But yes... I think it's convenient. Understand"
Both are weird and absolutely hilarious in my opinion!
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