DK Rap Ruined By Google Translate

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DK Rap Ruined By Google Translate
Welcome to another google translate chaos article where we run video game songs and quotes through google translate so many times, its practically unrecognizable! Today we will be doing the DK Rap. But before we start, please consider linking, sharing and subscribing to GamingTelescope. Now let's get into it!



DK Rap
Now, google translate can't take all the song but this is how much it does.

[Intro]
He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just l




Google Translate Version!
Available
Move!
Then who finally works here
If you know the word,
When you want to hit, adjust your hand.
If we guide you to the circle of these monkeys!
Over!
Sanctuary
Min
Oh, my Gosh, Hong Kong!
1
He's a conductor. Yes I know.
I finally kicked some headrings
Your coconut gun can burn Rukkele
I'm sick when I shoot!
Faster and stronger.
First member of the DK group!
Over!
Sanctuary
Min
Oh, my Gosh, Hong Kong!
Min
Here's a donkey from Hong Kong!
[Comparative analysis 2]
This kongil has a style, a trial, a child.
This can reduce the size to fit into your own mood.
It's fast and pathetic when it comes.
It flows in the air and can climb trees!
If you choose wrong
This is good sputing from the fall of S. A. R. Hong Kong!
Over!
Sanctuary
Min
Oh, my Gosh, Hong Kong!
[Comparative analysis 3]
He has no style or Merlin.
S.A.A.R. Hong Kong interesting face. CNA




And... there you have it! I have no idea what just happened there! (also, gosh use to be God but I figured I better change that one.) What did you guys think of the new DK rap? Let us know in the comments. Thanks for joining us.






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