Google Translate Singing that's paradise (rythom heaven) All Wrong

Google Translate Singing that's paradise (rythom heaven) All Wrong

That's right! The dreaded Google translate chaos is back to ruin more of your favorite Nintendo songs! This time I- I mean it will be messing with That's Paradise from the bizarre game Rhythm Heaven!

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It's paradise since the first time
I saw you standing there,
But it seems so long ago now, yeah.

It's paradise, but no map can
Show us how to get there.
Come on, oh, baby, planet of love.

We made our way out of the long,
Long darkness, and we've
Made it this far.
Such a long road, so let's go!

Shining all the way,
Oh, we're on our path now.
We can take it anywhere
That we want to go, ooh hoo!

Sweet song of love,
Oh, can your hear it, too?
I am always looking at you,
My sweet dear.

And I see you right there,
Smiling back at me too! Woo!

Japanese

That's パラダイス 初めて君をみるよ なのに懐かしいね

That's パラダイス 行き先 ナビにはないよ Come'n Baby 愛の星

長い長い闇を抜けて ここまで来たぜ Oh My Long Road

行くぜ！遥かなる OH 未来の道を 一歩一歩 あるいて行くだけさ

偉大なる OH 身近なエール まだまだやれそうな気分 ほら 君が微笑んでる

That's パラダイス どうして君と出会い こうして居るのだろう

That's パラダイス 神秘の出会いを信じ Come'n Baby 愛の星

甘い甘いワナをくぐり 大人へと近づいたMy Life

行くぜ！ 輝ける OH 己の道を 思うがままへと行くだけさ

愛の歌 OH 聞こえるかい いつも君を見つめてる ほら 君がまた笑った 

This is how it came out not messing with it, but just putting it through Google Translate ONCE.

That's paradise I'll be looking at you for the first time. That's paradise. There's no way to navigate. Come'n Baby Love stars I've come all the way through the long long darkness Oh My long Road! The way of the distant oh the road of the future is just going to be the great Oh familiar ale still seems to be a feeling that you're smiling that's paradise why would I come to meet you, that's paradise mystery Believe the encounter of Come'n Baby Love stars Sweet sweet trap to go through my Life! Shining Oh you're going to oyster the way of love song Oh You hear me always staring at you you laughed again

Google Translate English

This is my first time in paradise.
I saw you standing there.
But it was a long time ago, yes.
Map of Paradise
Let's see how we get there.
Come on, baby, love the land.
We have been out for a long time.
Long Darkness and
At this point.
So far, why not go!
Ship on the road,
We're on our way now.
We can still do that.
We want to go, oh, ho!
Delicious bag,
Oh, did you find it?
I always look at you.
Hi dear.
I can see you here. They're smiling at me! Can!

Google Translate Ruining Japanese Version Even Worse!

It's paradise until I see you first. It's paradise. You can't walk. ' N my child loves long and long dark stars, I was all the way to my great tour! Good about still smiling and go in the future, known as beer, and I will meet your paradise, here I think the mysteries of the paradox of meeting you Dear Mellat, as holding the stars of the prisoner, in my life in heaven! I am yachtsman, I want you to sing oysters I love, you see me laughing again and again.

The Japanese version was way funnier! I wonder how Beer got into an E rated game! And the rest of it made less and less sense the further you head in it! 

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