10 Hilariously Bad Super Smash Bros Ultimate Reviews

10 Hilariously Bad Super Smash Bros Ultimate Reviews

Welcome everyone! Now, Super Smash Bros Ultimate has been receiving praise from both critics and fans alinke, well, most fans. Because some fans went so far as to give it a 0, probably to troll us. (most probably didn't even play the game!) But fear not, because they're hilariously bad so let's take a look at the 8 worst! Let's just get started.

10. PerezosoDoom

The "definitive" Smash that is not so definitive, particularly I did not like many of its inclusions, (I bet he's just a sour Walwigi fan!) I can be better if I had not changed or replaced what was already established, (So you wanted it to be a Smash 4 port? Okay, who am I to judge!) and it is the Smash that has added more clones. (Hasn't every Smash since melee added clones? And there called echoes! I'm just saying!) 

9. SameOldCJ

(First off, this one is shockingly long!) Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is really disappointing. When it was first announced, I felt it would be one of the best 2018 games. However, when I saw it at the E3, it let me down. (How?)

The new fighters, like Daisy, Isabelle and Chrom, are nothing interesting with the exception of King K. Rool, Inkling and Ridley. No new 3rd-party characters neither, (Umm, What about Simon and Rickter Belmont? Not to mention Ken!) which is why there's a huge fandom of this series (Hm, I didn't know it was the third party characters that were selling this game!)  and, anyway, their requests are not taken in account. (They did take requests into account! Look at K. Rool and Ridley!) 

My most disliked announcement was the new Assist Trophies. People felt disappointed when Waluigi was an AT once again. In my case, I really felt depressed when I saw Bomberman was one too. I mean, really? An Assist Trophy? (Uh oh, angry Bomberman fan! I was glad he was in the game at all but you know!) Since the announcement of Super Bomberman R as a launch title for the Switch, both Smash and Bomberman fans determined it was time to include him as a playable fighter in the next Smash, not something else. Even notable personalities and brands agreed with it. (Like what?) There are a lot of reasons of why he deserves it much more than the current 3rd-party characters such as Wario Blast!, the series in every Nintendo platform, the Mario Party series developed by Hudson Soft, etc. Is this a joke? Even though both Bomberman and Hudson Soft had a long relationship with Nintendo, they just gave him mere respect. (Better than nothing! Plus there's already 74 characters!)

Going on with the Assist Trophies, this feature really ruined more 3rd-party characters. (Ruined? I think there looking at assist trophies the wrong way!) Later, they announced Ashley, Isaac, Knuckles, Krystal, Shadow, Shovel Knight, Starfy and Zero as AT's as well, despite being requested by fans too. (Ashley and Isaac aren't third party characters and Shovel Knight was the first indie character to be in a Smash game, which was a big deal!) What? Why the overuse of this Assist Trophy thing? I thought Smash accepted relevant characters like those as fighters but no, looks like in a very different way. 

The 3rd-party characters are disappointing too. Bayonetta is not a very notable series as others.  So why is she here once again? She doesn't deserve to be in a crossover fighting game like this. Nobody requested her. Hideo Kojima, who I don't think is great, asked Nintendo to include Solid Snake to Brawl. He left Konami and wasn't included in 3DS/Wii U but is here again. (Everyone is here, Remember?) And later, they announced the only new 3rd-party character: Simon Belmont. (Don't forget Rickter and Ken!) So why did Konami re-add a character whose latest game was hated by the Internet media and fans and one whose series is dead since 2014.  Bomberman is the only current notable series owned by Konami thanks to the success of Super Bomberman R. (Oh, were back to Bomberman! You know, Smash doesn't always do the most notable, look at Duck Hunt!) Nonetheless, Bomberman is less important than Metal Gear and Castlevania? Just because they're overrated it doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be playable. (Actually, it kinda does!) Bomberman is a more iconic and original video game character for both casual and hardcore gamers than Snake, Bayonetta, Ryu, Cloud and Simon. (Actually, more people know about Ryu and Simon than Bomberman!)  He is just like Mario, Sonic, Mega Man and Pac-Man. The problem is that Konami doesn't know how to treat him. He was much better with Hudson Soft instead. (I think this guy gave Smash a Zero because Bomberman was only an assist trophy!) 

Even some of the 1st-party characters are disappointing. Daisy is just like Peach and could better fit as a skin for her and not as a separate character. The same with Dr. Mario: you still treat him as a different character apart from Mario even though he is a clone of him. (Everyone is here! Remember?) That's absurd. He is just Mario wearing a doctor suit. Why didn't you add him as part of his interchangeable skins? Also, why are there a lot of Fire Emblem characters? Most of them are echo fighters or clones. Even Zelda and Kirby have more legacy and popularity than Fire Emblem and they don't get a new character at least. And Wario still has his boring WarioWare style instead of the more appreciated Wario Land one.


Moreover, another disappointing thing was the new Spirits thing, which took off the possibility to even more characters like Rayman, Shantae and, once again, Bomberman. This new Spirits feature messed the crossover style of this game up a lot, together with the Assist Trophies.

To end up, I totally dislike this game. (I bet he never even played it!) I don't deny I had my hopes to it but I do say this game screwed itself. I learned you don't have to expect anything good about it like requesting your favourite characters to appear in it. If they do, they will most probably end up being and AT or a Spirit, but not playable. I will never play nor have interest in Super Smash Bros. ever again. This game is the major disappointment of 2018 and one of the main reasons why the Switch isn't as cool as it was in 2017. (Yep, he would have preferred a port of Smash 4, I'm speechless!)  I would rather play with the characters I like in their respective franchises than in a crossover fighting game like this.

Thank you, Nintendo. Just go and take care of your other IP's and make this entry the last one of its series. Super Mario Odyssey is way better than this. (Wow! Just Wow! Your comapiring Smash to Mario Odyssey? Sorry for how long that one was guys.)

8.NyteX

I just created a metacritic account just to vent and warn as many players about this horrid piece of trash of a "game" that passes off as a Smash game. (Woah! Harsh!) If you are a casual ot even semi decent player then stay far away. This game is designed for pro tournament players. (Wait till this guy tries melee!) The difficulty of Adventure mode, Spirit boards and Challenge battles are beyond infuriating. (Think anyone should tell him you can set the difficulty?) The AI plays like a seasoned professional even on easy. (Is this guy complaining because of how bad he is of Smash?) All it does is literally combo and juggle you until it just smashes you out. (Pretty sure a level one computer couldn't do that!) Shielding is useless, going behind them is useless, any tactic you have is usesless, it has an answer for anything you try to do to it. It does double or triple more damage than you because I've seen it with my own eyes (Have you now?) , a simple kick or punch and you have 30-40% damage on 1 hit. It also can beat the crap out of you when you are glowing and supposed to be immune to attacks. It can also smash you at ridiculously low damage.  I just had a fight where I was smashed out at 53% damage, no joke. (Woah! That's insanely low damage! Not even a final smash could knock him out of that ring! Incase, you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic!)  Funny how I need to get them to at least 170-185 damage to even have a chance at smashing them. Also the environments ALWAYS work to the AI's advantage with floors collapsing only when you're on them or hazards only targeting you. (Maybe this guy should get some friends!) Been playing this game since friday to try and see if there are some redeeming qualities but its been 4 days of non-stop annoyances and frustration. I'll say it bluntly, I hate this game with a passion. One of the WORST games of 2018. Nintendo packed a ton of stages and a ton of characters into what is a broken game. (Or your just bad at Smash!) It will probably get traded in or better yet just thrown in the trash where it belongs just to spare some poor kid who will pick up my used copy. For those who will see this and think I'm just whining and being salty (Sounds about right!) keep your opinion to yourself, I don't care. This game is pure garbage. If you enjoy getting your ass handed to you 95% of your battles then by all means buy this game, I guess you enjoy the punishment. (I happen to like a challenge! Thanks, I might pick this up!) ONLY EXTREME HARDCORE PLAYERS NEED APPLY, The rest play anything else and save yourself a migraine. (I wonder if it's as hard as Super Ghouls N Ghosts!)

7. Steff86 

(Here's a short one!) This franchise is dead! No improvements or any changes with Ultimate it's a quick cash grab. (1. It's already sold more than Breath of the Wild! 2. did you not see the 103 stages, new characters, items, 800+ songs, World of Light and much much more? Did you just turn it on, turn it off and write this review?) 

6.Sirkou

I was super hyped for the game... Amazing characters and all of the previous games were great. Then the nostalgia went away once you play the game. (I got to play for a few hours and it never went away for me. Plus it's not nostalgia is not why Smash is great. Though this one is more tame than the others so far.) I was ready to play World of Light with my friends.. but then its only 1 player? (I confess I was sad as well that it could only be one player, but not unexpected.) Why, why did they do this? The last Smash game that actually had a story HAD multiplayer for the story. (Smash 4 didn't have an adventure mode.) This ruined the the game for me because otherwise this is the same as every other smash. (It actually feels diferent than all of the others and offers far more than all the others. Sounds like Sirkou is letting one little thing get in the way of all the fun... or he's just trying to troll us!) Sure there are new "End Game Bosses" and thats cool, and some of the new characters are cool also, but sadly the Story mode not including 2 player has ruined my experience. (Really? I'm speechless, or textless maybe?) Its the sad thought that including more stages and characters would be enough to satisfy us but they are wrong.  (Would have satisfied me, but they went the extra mile and then some.) Some people play for the story. (Who plays Smash for the story? They said it wouldn't be subspace!) I don't want another beat'em up game where all you do with your friends is vs each other. (It's actually a fighting game, a beat 'em up is where you fight hoards of baddies.) Classic Mode gives this game a 1 otherwise it would have been a zero. (That's not how you do reviews!)

5.KairiGuardian 

I do not like that all the stages are unlocked from the beginning, where is the sense of progression ? (Guess starting with only 8 fighters out of 74 wasn't enough for him! Not to mention a thousand spirits to unlock plus training Amiibo!) , which is funny that the game gives me all its chewy content without giving me the opportunity to earn it ? (I seriously doubt this guy's played it!) , so many characters and so many unique ways that could have been designed to unlock them, and I end up being potential wasted. (Wrong!) 

And the way "history" by God, is simply regrettable, it is not a grandiose room as it was in Brawl, I feel cheated with the cinematic of the Directs so that in the end the game did not have a bit of plot, (They warned you it wasn't subspace! Plus there is some plot!) so many characters and licenses together in a story for nothing, no interaction or crossover action, only a Smash Tour 2 glorified and seasoned with a boring cinematic other than. (Hm, I  thought the cinematic was epic, but that's just me!) 

4.ClemVKG 

I have to put a bad grade on this one. (That's not a good start!) The simple reason is the solo mode. A lot of player are going to play this game for its solo features. And let me tell you that the "story mode" as it calls himself, is a living cancer. (Pretty sure they call it world of light, adventure mode or Spirits.)

It is a cancer because of the AI in this game. Never you'll see a AI so broken. As you as you crank up the difficulty , the AI is simply perfect. And I mean PERFECT. It wont miss a shoot, wont miss a combo, wont let you deal any damage, it has the level of a hall of fame smash player, and the only way you'll beat certain "spirit" is with patience to try again 156 times, and a huge amount of luck. (You could try equipping spirits and looking in the bottom left corner for hints. Wow, another review about how bad they are at Smash. It's just sad.)  Because in the story mode, the fights are not fair. You have handicaps, and they have advantages.

On top of that, the story mode does not have a story. At all. (Not true, it has a little.) Its a chain of fights, without cut scene, without interest, without anything special. (That is vary much not true, they simulate all sorts of cool fights.) When you see the fantastic work done for the scenario on Smash Bros Brawl, you realise that this smash, no matter how good can the rest be, is only here to make **** loads of money. (He said it wouldn't be another subspace! And you can't review a game a 0 just because of its adventure mode!) 

3.OnlyOneHere

This game is almost identical as the last game. (It's actually fairly different.) There is hardly any gameplay improvements. (Vary not true!) This game doesn't even have a proper story mode. The developers were too cheap and lazy to develop one. (By raise of hands, who thinks Masahiro Sakurai is lazy? No one? That's because he's put his health at risk to make amazing games!)  The graphics are a joke. The physics are beyond horrible. (Vary much disagree, I thought it looked amazing! Better than Smash 4 in any case!)  The soundtrack is so awful in this game, it makes Nickelback's music sound like a masterpiece. (Um, excuise  me? You think all 800 songs are terrible? Some are from the actual games and covers all games. It's official, he's a Troll.)

The combat is boring and repetitive. (It's more fast paced than Brawl and Smash 4 ever were and it's a blast to play.)  The developers put little effort to make the combat deep. (That's just offensive!) When I pay $60, I expect to have a combat system with depth and detail. (It vary much does!)  All the developers did in this game is put pretty lights during every move, to give players the illusion that the game is fun. (Did you not watch the directs? It has 103 stages, 74 fighters, 800+ songs, 1000+ spirits... what more could you ask for?) None of that is fun to me.

The AI and its difficulty were lazily designed in this game. (Not, it was actually the most complex yet.) The online multiplayer is also lazily designed with garbage matchmaking. The developers heavily advertised the "you can play as everybody" thing, which is nothing more than a gimmick that gets old fast. (Vary much not true, each one is vary unique and plays differently and is a blast to play around with.) How about they spend time actually improving the gameplay, instead of coming up with gimmicks. (They did both!) I don't recommend this game at all, unless you want to support laziness. (If that's lazy, then I fully support it!)

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