Google Translate Smashes I Believe in You(Pollyanna(Earthbound))

Google Translate Smashes I Believe in You(Pollyanna(Earthbound))

Welcome back to another google translate chaos! Today we will be butchering Earthbound's main theme, I believe in you (Pollyanna) Well, Let's get to it!  

Normal Version

I believe the morning sun

Always gonna shine again, and,

I believe a pot of gold

Waits at every rainbow's end, oh

I believe in roses kissed with dew,

Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe in make believe,

Fairy tales and lucky charms and,

I believe in promises,

Spoken as you cross your heart, oh,

I believe in skies forever blue,

Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool,

Feelin' the way that I do

You can call me Pollyanna,

Say I'm crazy as a loon,

I believe in silver linings

And that's why I believe in you!

I believe there'll come a day,

Maybe it will be tomorrow.

When the blue bird flies away,

All we have to do is follow.

I believe a dream can still come true,

Why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

You may say I'm a fool,

Feelin' the way that I do,

I believe in friends and laughter

And the wonders love can do,

I believe in songs and magic

And that's why I believe in you!

You may say I'm a fool,

Feelin' this way about you,

There's not much I can do,

I'm gonna be this way my life through

'Cause I still believe in miracles,

I swear I've seen a few.

And the time will surely come

When you can see my point of view.

I believe in second chances,

And that's why I believe in you!

Google Translate Madness

The morning sun is shining, and I think everyone will stay in a pot of gold at the end of the Rainbow, oh, I think I can steal it with a tablecloth, why don't you believe in the same thing?

I believe in the fascination of faith, adventure and happiness, I believe in the promise, if I cross your mind, oh, I'm forever blue, do you think the same thing for you?
I can say that I'm an idiot, I believe you, I think it's a trick, I say, I'm a Polly Anna, it's crazy like a spoon!
I think someday, maybe I'll come tomorrow.
If a blue bird flies, we just need to obey.
I think the dream can still become a reality, so why don't I believe it? I can say it's silly.
I think how I feel about him, I look and laugh and love miracles, I believe in singing and spelling, I think!
Because I can say that I am dumb I feel like you, I do not sweat much, I believe in miracles, and I have seen things because I will love my life.
And when that time comes, I will see my opinion. I believe in other options, so I think!



And there you have it. I can't even tell what its turned into, it sometimes sounds like there positive, other times calling themselves stupid, they think they believe in spelling and when I die I will see my opinions??? 
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